This one has always struck me as spot on for IT. I’m between neutral and chaotic good.

Love seeing top predators back in the wild. Maybe too late as we’ve killed off the bottom of the food chain, but I’ll take what I can get.

If OP got his last paycheck, done deal. Yes, he surely signed for it, but no laptop is worth the legal cost of a lawsuit.

SOURCE: Issued hundreds of laptops, of all varieties and prices, for multiple companies.

Any Molly Ringwald character, but Pretty in Pink was the GOAT role.

This is not happening in the wider world, not on any appreciable scale. Here comes lemmy:

“NOAW! People ARE switching in DROVES!”

LOL, the vast majority of people can’t spell Linux.

Pornhub requires a VPN or other workaround in many states/regions. So yeah, the more tech literate do that thing. See also: Steam Deck.

Used the total power of a modern household, but you could FIX it! Dad and I took a few trips to the grocery store to test and buy new tubes. If dad couldn’t hack it, call the repair guy. Imagine it being cheaper to have a man come to your house a few times than to buy a new TV.

LOL, I heard that gif. Timed it in my mind, on the money OP.

Looks like white Wombat poop.

Even in Florida, even in tiny lakes and swamps, the water is plenty cool under the top 2’.

I scan for people stating the same negatives, then disregard the ones that were obviously unlucky or just bitchy.

How else are they going to get off the ground? That’s the reality when you’re competing in a digital marketplace. You have to have some reviews or nobody’s buying.

Lies! That gif is sped up 2000%!

5’9" is average for an American male, a mere 3" shy of 6’. Plus, this graph is not only false, the scale is laughable.

Ethnicity: the quality or fact of belonging to a population group or subgroup made up of people who share a common cultural background or descent.

That doesn’t mean they have 600 genetic lineages.

Nah, there’s a limited number of face types. It’s just that humans pick up on tiny differences making it seem there are millions. Also, OP didn’t change the hair, same expression, Ross’ face is blurry and obscuring those tiny differences, stuff like that.

There are some women who want exactly that kind of man. OTOH, even around the reddest part of Florida, most women put something on their dating profile to reject those men. Dated more than ever during the pandemic, yeah, weird, I know, but here’s what I saw and heard.

• Profiles outright saying MAGA can fuck off.
• Profiles saying either they’re “not political” or “no politics”. That’s a dog whistle for no MAGA (more on that).
• Plainly stated liberal views, again, no MAGA.
• Laughingly told one woman before we went out that I was pretty redneck. “Uh, just how redneck?” “I fucking loathe Trump if that’s what you mean.” “OH! Whew. OK.”
• More than one date told me guys either went OFF about Trump or went off on THEM about Trump, on the first date.
• Either they gently probed me on politics or flat out refused to speak of it, at least until they knew for sure I wasn’t MAGA. See note about about first dates.

Despite being a middle-aged white guy, my looks and profile were clearly, to me anyway, liberal. Did quite well! LOL, friends and neighbors were making fun of me regarding all the women in and out the house. (That wasn’t on purpose, most just didn’t work out.) As I said, there were a handful of profiles saying “conservatives only, no liberals”. Given the politics of the region, those were shockingly rare.

I can only imagine that going red ain’t working out so well for incels. And the downward spiral continues.

EDIT: I worked hard on the meme. Please clap.

My shotgun’s flag is nailed upside down.

No. The Holocaust was 6 million Jews. There were plenty more Slavs, Poles, gays, disabled (mentally and physically), political prisoners, etc. Hard to get numbers as everything you read is focused on Jews, which were indeed the majority.

Society hasn’t become that bad. It’s becoming that bad again, and almost none of us are used to it.