So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
…you don’t say?
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup’d by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
Gorilla policy
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they’re sensitive creatures
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.
So, odds he’s Harambe’s real dad?
Curious George.
The way people who’ve never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. “Chainsmoking PURE weed” 😂
bro’s gatekeeping harmful substances
Not at all. Why pretend to use “harmful substances.”
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
And she’s obviously begging him to stop what’s happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn’t able to comprehend, what he was asked for…
Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.
It’s so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven’t had one of those in awhile
I’m worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.
What? Obama was fit as hell
Agreed, but he hasn’t been in office for almost a decade
That just means I’m old. Fuck lol
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
I think he’s the father of harambe
Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math
