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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Sentient vacuum cleaners?

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Sentient vacuum cleaners?

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Haircut Practice by Adam Koford for January 22, 2024

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  • tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    They vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It’s nearly a decade for the full house!

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      Your house has more than 5 rooms?

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        Define rooms.

        • CronyAkatsukiA
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          Places separated by walls, what else?

          • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
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            K, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count

            • CronyAkatsukiA
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              You don’t count them by default?

              • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
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                You were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more

                • CronyAkatsukiA
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                  My house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry.

                  4 of us live in it.

      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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        You guys have houses?

        • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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          No.

        • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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          You guys have senses to perceive said house?

  • OpenStars@startrek.website
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    … you guys vacuum? :-P

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      isn’t that what the roomba is for? i’m confused /s

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        Ngl you had us in that first half… :-P

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    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      It’s a living…

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      Whoever drew this I’m going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s

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  • NovaPrime@lemmy.ml
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    I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.

    • roawre@feddit.ch
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      Yeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    You’re already halfway to the plot of “The Brave Little Toaster.”

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    If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.

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      A lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it’s robot ankle apocalypse.

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      I am a borderline hoarder. I don’t think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.

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    Now imagine how horrifying this sketch would be if vacuums were sentient

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    seems more like one of the rooms each year

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    Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they’re asleep for the violent part.

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    This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon

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