The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1585arrow-down1124
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minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up169·3 months agoHoly shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·3 months agoOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months agoI mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoAnd what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoThe same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThe cure was basic math
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
Yeah, or not
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
The cure was basic math