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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Time is an unstoppable force

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Time is an unstoppable force

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

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      Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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        Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.

        Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well

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        Yeah, or not

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      I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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      And what was the name of your first pet?

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        The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2

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          screenshot of the moment in the 1987 film Spaceballs when President Skroob (Mel Brooks) says "That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!". (no text)

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      The cure was basic math

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