The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTime is an unstoppable forcelemmy.worldimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1569arrow-down1123
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minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up158·2 days agoHoly shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 day agoOr maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-213 hours agoLike that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine. Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
minus-squareMonkey With A Shell@lemmy.socdojo.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoI mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
minus-squarecaptain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·20 hours agoThe cure was basic math
minus-squarefmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoAnd what was the name of your first pet?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoThe same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2
Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.
Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… then again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well
I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
The cure was basic math
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2