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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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Opening the microwave to retrieve my sandwich: "Ow! This is hot!"

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

If I heated it up any longer, it would be a glasswich.

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Fine, Dad, you can have the upvote.

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