State sanctioned dilution of what it means for things to be true. It’s not about the vaccines, it’s about getting people to accept falsehoods.

That’s just fascist with extra steps.

Yeah, when the school hoops they want you to jump through for whatever are too stupid, just … don’t. They will grouse at you about that. So what?

To be fair, whatever Michael does is “cat stuff”.

But there are fewer people needing to use ATMs with all the card/tap/digital money transfer. The only time anyone is using an ATM is because they have to. And a high proportion of those people who have to use ATMs are going to be poor.

“Make ‘em wait through an ad, what are they gonna do?”

Oh god don’t tell them about ATMs.

I am quite certain that “regular chicken” at the time had a specific meaning, because that phrase was used frequently for a time. Once, we guessed that it meant generic fronzen chicken nuggets. Nope. It might have been plain grilled chicken breast. As in “only chicken, cooked, nothing else. Regular.”

Ah the fond memories of one of my kids shouting “I WANT REGULAR CHICKEN” at the table most nights.

We had no idea what “regular chicken” was.

e: I just asked said kid, who is much older now. “I don’t know lmao. I have no recollection of actually saying it, just you recounting it.”

My favorite part is how he seems angrily defiant about it.

Grapefruit, I love them. I take so much medicine that I can’t really have them anymore.

Stop drinking grapefruit juice out of your dog. It can’t be good for either one of you.

No no and fucking no (pun intended).

When I was in the army, …

Consider, too, that the military needs every sack of meat to be able to shoot straight, load mags, clear malfunctions, clean and maintain. By extension, the light arms they use are designed to be as dead simple as possible.

I’m gonna go pick up an SR-15 rifle.

Who knew they liked gyros so much?

… force a vote on a bill directing Bondi to release the Epstein files.

Bondi: “No.”

Why they don’t just call a random fast food place during busy time and complain that their drive through order was wrong and demand to have it fixed, I’ll never know.

Groyper killed a MAGA. They’re natural enemies.

Someone else called it even earlier, I think, and more specifically used the term “groyper.” This was before there was a suspect.

As always, I like to see more than an image of a tweet, but Shuster is an actual journalist.