So, I’m a pretty average-height guy—5’7”. Not tall, not short, just… there. My feet, however, did not get the memo. They are gigantic. Size 15. Which means I leave footprints that suggest someone much larger (or possibly Bigfoot) passed through, got spooked, and took off running.

People always comment. First, the double-take. Then: “Whoa. Those are… big.” And finally, the classic: “How do you even find shoes?”

Badly. That’s how.

Shoe shopping for me is like searching for an ancient artifact. Store clerks disappear into the back, only to return shaking their heads, as if I’d asked for a unicorn saddle. “We might have one pair in the back…” And what they bring out is always tragic—some orthopedic dad sneaker the size of a small canoe, usually in a shade best described as “beige disappointment.”

For a while, I tried to hide it. I slouched. I crammed my toes into size 13s like a Victorian woman chasing a terrible beauty standard. I even considered custom shoes—until I saw the price and briefly thought maybe barefoot life isn’t so bad.

But now? I’ve embraced it. I don’t tip over easily. I get extra legroom on buses just by existing. And when people ask about my shoe size, I just smile and say, “Great for swimming.”

  • JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca
    61·
    2 hours ago

    You should start an onlyfans for your feet. Then you could buy custom shoes with the money.

  • DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world
    2·
    1 hour ago

    OMG IS THAT WHAT MY SHOES HAVE LOOKED LIKE??? HAHAHAHAA. I wear size 13-17 depending on the brand. Like Jordan’s normally went to 15-17 and overall bigger shoes smaller. Though in truth my dude don’t feel bad. It’s cool being different! It means you are extra special and not normal like most people!

  • DaddysLittleSlut@lemmy.world
    21·
    1 hour ago

    Consider barefoot shoes! Man if those aren’t a life saver idk what is. For me shoes would squish my feet quite badly. I also haven’t worn socks in like 7 months. Just warning they will require an adaptation period. Though they benefit feet real well mimics the natural spread and movement.

  • wanderwisley@lemm.eeEnglish
    11·
    4 hours ago

    You could see your feet coming around the corner then about 10 minutes later you show up.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
    18·
    5 hours ago

    So EU size 47.

    Geländevernichtungsbretter (ground flattening boards) or Kindersärge (childrens coffins), as we call those kinds of shoes. I had a friend with EU size 48, but at least he had the matching height.

  • pyre@lemmy.world
    14·
    4 hours ago

    okay so:

    1. does this make running a problem or are you actually a better runner than the average person? looks like it would be a hindrance but I’m curious

    2. obviously there are rumors about feet size … do you find women coming on to you more because of this?

    • Jealousdonkey@lemmings.worldOPEnglish
      1·
      12 minutes ago

      It’s not a hindrance but I do think I have more “drag” than the normal-footed guy. Like I just have more weight at the ends of my legs and surface area so I don’t think it helps. I can run fast though. I’m really great at swimming, where my paddle-like hands and feet really come into their own. For q2 - not as much as you’d think. Women are not so forward to make a move on me just because they think my big feet implies something else. I get more women through my natural charm.

    • MouldyCat@feddit.ukEnglish
      2·
      1 hour ago

      Don’t know about running but it should definitely be an advantage for swimming. Michael Phelps, the Canadian champion swimmer, has size 14 feet.

      As for women coming on to him, maybe women penguins?

      • Liz@midwest.socialEnglish
        1·
        2 hours ago

        You should be pedaling with the balls of your feet. Toe drag would only be an issue in a tight turn, but you can scrape your pedal doing that if you set your pedals wrong, so your toes don’t matter much.

  • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
    2·
    3 hours ago

    My sympathies. I’m allergic to latex and shoe shopping was dreadful. My reaction was delayed, so my feet would itch after a day of wearing the new shoes, at which point they’re not returnable.

    I finally found a brand that doesn’t use latex in their adhesive or soles. I’m loyal AF to that brand. I suspect you’re similarly loyal to whatever shoes work for you.

  • Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world
    5·
    5 hours ago

    A couple months back there was a guy, maybe 6’ tall and had a size 4 or 5 shoe. I can’t seem to find it. Anyone halp?