the usual? what the fuck kind of people have you started so far that asking a series of gone girl fantasy questions in the middle of the night acting like Kathy Bates from Misery is usual?

wow that’s stupid on so many levels

who are any of these people

until wifi 8 of course

don’t be ridiculous; it says official acts, so he can’t bring a gun himself.

he has to use seal team 6 instead. see? democracy isn’t dead!

I’m sorry but why was I forced to pay for you to get to places? Build your own goddamn road and stay off mine, bitch.

that’s really interesting never heard of that scenario before

that’s on him tbh, he should’ve been owlman

no, he himself is doing that.

i know right. i mean we’re in showerthoughts, and some of these people are accusing me of not having inhaled the entire batman anthology. i like two of the comments though, supersaiyanswag and underpantsweevil

don’t worry i don’t take it personally. I’ll look into the court of owls.

dude it’s ok. I’m not going to slap batman comics off of your hands.

idk what the hell you’re talking about. there’s one comment that gives reasons, and excuse me for being asleep at the time. other comments are just people being offended on batman’s behalf. that’s not disproving.

it’s not a conclusion. I’m just saying that there’s one key element to being a woman. and it’s not dancing.

i mean yeah, I’d totally support this angle but DC usually uses him as the moral compass of the entire universe while making Superman go nuts instead.

i don’t follow the comics but things that are established that i know of are:

• Bruce Wayne is insanely wealthy
• Uses his wealth for his bat-themed middle age crisis (bat sports car, bat private jet, bat motorcycle, bat gondola probably)
• Other than that the best thing he does for other people is “philanthropy” (in the real world this is a scam by the wealthy) unless you count taking in his young lover sidekick
• The police and the politicians are extremely corrupt and are for sale.

Now from all this i gather it would be very easy for Bruce to get actual political power in Gotham to make real change but he doesn’t do it because running around in a furry costume is more fun.

Even apart from that, sneaking around in a costume talking about how you’re the night or the knight or whatever is on its own very cringe and psychotic.

not to mention he’s a psycho himself. instead of using his seemingly infinite wealth to engage in any real systemic change, he puts on a fucking bat costume and prances at night to beat the shit out of low level goons while letting the biggest maniacs and the ones leading these gangs run away every time.

not to mention the casual use of the hard R. even Linus from LTT admitted to have dropped his fair share of hard Rs back then.

to me it read like “that’s a nice thought and I’m sure one day we’ll move beyond it, but i doubt I’ll live to see that”

so? are you suggesting people should transition just in case they feel like a woman in the future? no. you do it when you feel like it. i just think op is too caught up on gender norms, and thinks going against them might indicate you’re trans. it’s not the case.