Checkmate atheists.
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This isn’t satire. This is someone I know. And they’re batshit crazy. Constantly posting stuff like this. They also have massive “I’m the smartest person in the room” energy.
It’s called schizophrenia, and there’s medication you can take for it.
Some context for you or anyone that isn’t familiar. This is something called Gematria. Languages like Greek had no separate symbols for numbers, they just assigned values to letters. So you could “add” the values of the letters of something and get a number. It’s basically a shortcut for the typical crazy conspiracy shit, and it picked up steam among the Qanon crowd around that time.
This is basically a free space on a bingo sheet, but is/was she into Qanon conspiracies like jfk Jr returning?
I’m actually not too sure on the Qanon thing. Probably? I usually see a post every Superbowl that the Superbowl is a satanic performance. Just as delusional as this.
When I’m in a schizophrenic rantings competition and my opponent is an American Christian:
If you make random insane meaningless connections to things that don’t exist and call them your reality and believe in them absolutely … you are called insane.
If you make random insane meaningless connections to things that don’t exist from a Christian Bible (or any other religious texts) and call them your reality and believe in them absolutely … you are called religious.
I remember when these guys were just a random house in a neighborhood where they had signs or painted walls that depicted their current conspiracies - usually teamed with various dead appliances and vehicles on the property. Now these people are winning elections.
First, consider that the word “TACO” contains the same letters as “COAT,” proving that tacos are meant to cover our hunger, just as coats cover our bodies. Now, take “TACO” and assign numerical values using the standard A=1, B=2 system:
T = 20 A = 1 C = 3 O = 15
20 + 1 + 3 + 15 = 39
Now, divide by the number of traditional taco toppings (lettuce, cheese, tomato, sour cream, and meat = 5):
39 ÷ 5 = 7.8
Which is suspiciously close to 7.77, a number often associated with jackpot winnings in slot machines. Clearly, tacos were designed to be the ultimate prize of the universe.
But it goes deeper—flip “TACO” backwards, and you get “OCAT.” If you say this out loud, it almost sounds like “Oh, cat!” Proof that tacos and cats are spiritually connected. This explains why internet culture revolves around both.
Finally, consider the fact that “Tuesday” has 7 letters, the number of days in a week. If you remove the number 2 (since Tuesday is the second day of the workweek), you get 5—exactly the number of traditional taco toppings! This proves that Taco Tuesday was destined by the cosmic order.
Are we living in a taco simulation? The evidence is undeniable.
It’s all so clear now! Clear that this guy is bad at math.
It’s a tragedy that folks like this who need mental help will never get it, making connections between random things is something I’ve seen a lot in the heaviest drug users, my family included.
The brain is a wonderful, fragile, little machine
Time is a flat circle
Someone hook this guy up with the Time Cube guy!
Pretty sure he died a while ago, sadly.
