You mean printers aren’t literally sentient? Wow, what insight.
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Know someone who got married by a lake on public land. Cost was basically a dj and catering for 30ish people. We did ours in a butterfly garden with a friend as the officiant and the total cost was a thrifted dress and tickets for the garden. 10/10 would recommend.
We’re gonna do a bigger one for family when our finances aren’t so fucked, but honestly I wouldn’t care if we didn’t.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•If only they made this feature for long family road tripsEnglish
14·17 days agoOr a cannibal island full of mutants.
You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That’s proper sloppy toppy.
The joke is that it’s always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.
Testosterone is magic but that’s a lot of magic
Also, if everyone’s out there getting shot, then of course I need a gun to protect myself.
Oh yeah I forgot about the fascism. I just hate them because they’re snobby bitches.
Better than the thalmor cosplay. Ew.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•I prompt injected my CONTRIBUTING.md – 50% of PRs are botsEnglish
101·30 days agoKinda wish op injected a prompt to nuke the bot owner’s machine instead.
Sounds like an edge case
Was it the one with the furry carpet fire hazard all over the walls or was that a different DIY bunker disaster?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta is shutting down VR social platform Horizon Worlds in further pivot away from the metaverseEnglish
1·1 month agoWait you actually know someone that fell for that? That’s nuts. I know they planned to monetize digital real estate before the metaverse even existed but I didn’t realize it actually happened.
Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
More specifically, she and her husband founded tenet media, who ACTUALLY FOR REALS laundered Russian money to shitheads like Tim pool and Dave rubin.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Plastic hinges on modern headphonesEnglish
10·2 months agoThe expensive ones are also made with slavery, they just charge you more for the branding.
Have you cleaned out your drain?










The 3 door thing made me think MXC so maybe it’s Guy leDouche