I call everyone brah 🤙

WAIT

I’m not going to rape you. I’m a little boy!

Sir no fictional countries please

Its ok sony. I have other ways of playing your games

Ugh, I saw that video once, cringed and moved on. I don’t understand why this was passed around so much. But good for her for playing the game. I woulda buried my head in the sand if I went viral for bragging about my awesome schmowshem sloppy toppies

Same! I liked it. Like Willy Wonka with racecars.

BRRRRRRRRRR

Anti American slurs always amuses me. Like theres some dude out in bumfuckegypt that can’t stand the fact that I exist lol. All I’ve literally done is eat burgers and crank my hog for the last 30 years 🙆‍♂️

The election cycle sure is fun

DO NOT BE AFRAID

Not from a coomer

Rent free :D

I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.