My husband? Normal day.
Well looks like u got the best option
My wife is on my left, it’s going to be interesting
I just walked past a parked car as I read that—it’s been nice knowing you all
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We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Humans fucking cars
A couch. Is this like one of JD Vance’s fantasies? To be fucked by a couch?
No you’ve got it mixed up, he’s a-pitchin’.
Same. Even with a LOT of lube I think this is going to sting
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Toilet paper? All according to plan
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I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
What a horrible day to be working around mig welding machines.
Aw man, indeed!
I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though
A 30cm offset serrated bread knife? At least the base is vaguely flared.
Well, safety first
I’m not putting my cat up my butt, you fucking weirdo.
You don’t do everything a picture on the internet tells you to?
looks at radiator dubiously
A wall?!
It’s a car. RIP
OK, there’s actually a banana to my left, but I already did that today
Poor cat
My fiance is 5’ tall. I’m going to literally explode.
Don’t look up “anal vore”
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
Objectifying your fiance is cheating in this game.
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I now own a Browntooth speaker.
A entire bedroom wall
