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You sleeping on a park bench?
Depends on how you shove him tho…as long as your fiance is a man
I’d go with the shampoo bottles
Wait what u mean again???
I wish i die before that
-fish
I guess he’s trying to deep clean the pipes
We had cat in the hat
Now we have car in the ass
Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil
Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷♂️
Well looks like u got the best option
You mean something like this?
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Steam be steaming them in a steamer3·4 days agoMan thats sad :(
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis3·4 days agoYou better not bite the patient when i leave
-Lisa probably
Dw dude he just needs a manicure
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Especially on an intersection with people on itEnglish2·4 days ago😉😉
From now on you’re french
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.worksOPto Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•Especially on an intersection with people on itEnglish251·5 days agoAnd then they blame us for not being able to tell where their 2 ton truck is going like MY BROTHER YOU’RE TURNING LEFT WHILE STARING AT THE LOT LIZARD 300 FEET AWAY ON THE RIGHT!!!
Now start diddling your diddle Diddlydee