I’ve sampled enough to say confidently that this is false.
Clean penises or avocado?
Inclusive yes.
Fair enough. This one is debunked.
Let’s move along people, nothing to see here.
AI says what?
The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!
Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.
Oh god I’m close keep going
🌰 🥜 🔩
Gonna eat some guac and wash it down with some pool water.
Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn’t tell the researcher
Does that imply that the researcher tasted his dick?
Probably a research assistant
Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?
Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.
Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv
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Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?
I wouldn’t know, I’ve never tasted an avocado
that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.
Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis
cleanpenis.fart
That’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw this. Those mice were a pain. I had to take the ball out from the socket and get rid of dust and debris so many times so it would work normally
It was so disgusting digging all the gunk out with a toothpick, cotton swabs, and alcohol.
Optical mice were such a huge improvement everyone I knew (except the weird trackball guy) switched as soon as they became available and never looked back.
The first optical mice absolutely sucked compared to trackballs.
Fortunately, that period did not last long.
First optical mouse I used was interning at a university engineering department in 1993. It had a special metal mousepad with a grid on it, and it worked pretty well as I recall.
TIL it was a Kirsch design, one of the first, from 1980.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optical_mouse#/media/File:Old_optical_mouse.jpeg
Nice. I was referring to the consumer-level products that didn’t require a special pad, though.
It’s vintage, thank you
They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.
Um excuse me?
I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.
I’d eat more avocado if that was true.
Have you ever microwaved a brick of Brie for crackers…smells…pungent. Reminiscent of post-coitus, LoL, great for date night
We’re trying to promote hygiene here
Well they don’t taste like dirty penis either.
not as chewy, either.
what a day to have eyes
This is gold. Thank you.
It’s probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
They need them for guacamole. Can’t have game night without snacks, after all.
Did you know light beer tastes like cum?
It smells like piss so I don’t imagine you’re right.
maybe it’s because american light beer is just really close to fucking water.
Can confirm. Cum tastes exactly like Michelob Ultra.
Ew. No wonder my wife wants nothing to do with it.
Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows
I’d imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.
Why? We’re a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.
☺️ 🏳️🌈👋 Happy pride!
Never been more disappointed in us. 😞
some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully
Altar boy?
what? no. just my best friend’s older brother who happened to be a sexual predator.
I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it’s beautiful and sunny wherever you are and that you’re doing well.
Oof.
Your the expert, tell us.
- you + are = you’re
No.
My the expert.
I guess you’re* the expert.
mmm cockamole
Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.
Thank you
You are an asset to the team. Welcome.
Goes great on your faceadilla.
With crema
I think you should consult a dermatologist.
I hate you, take my up vote.
“Clean penis”? Only after washing with avocado scented body wash.
The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.
Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.
wdym
Strictly speaking, WD-40 is for water displacement. It is also not patented because they don’t want to give away the recipe.
Though, I think the other guy might have meant “lubricant” in the context of sex.
Tasted both, I don’t like avocado, dicks on the other hand….
So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Just say “no homo” and you’re good. Avoid the nut, because that’s super gay bro
Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
So… Avocado in one and a dick in the other…?
Few, I don’t like avocados and was worried
