Ah yeah that’s me.
The difference is where Orange Man actively instigates violence. Everything out of his mouth comes from a egotistic or selfish perspective.
Where me mocking idiots on the internet is more about shutting down bad ideas from spreading.
No kidding. Nextdoor is a disaster.
I checked in recently and this literally was my news feed
I like to race by popping a edible, then seeing how much chores I can do before my brain goes into space.
My local supermarket added 8 self checkout machines, and removed almost all the cashier lanes.
For a year, they pushed everyone towards the self checkout. Every… Body. Old people were clogging up the Customer Service section because they want a human. The machines constantly failed to scan, and people would just shrug and pretend like it did.
The deviants started to realize it’s super easy to steal, as they can just pay for 1/10 of their groceries and “forget” to scan a lot of things. They started to lock up a lot of merchandise, and you need a human to unlock it.
So now they have hired security guards to then scan receipts, as well as follow people in the parking lots.
The whole supermarket is kind of a shit show. I counted 5 security guards to 2 workers when I was last there. I also do my shopping elsewhere.
Seriously this.
This is my setup for my wife.
I actually find this wholesome because while dude was initially mocking tarots, what he was really doing was being an active listener and being available for people.
So I’m all for this type of “prank”.
I remember in 2005, pulling over and calling my sister for directions on my flip phone because I got lost.
I didn’t get mobile internet until like 2010. Not because I couldn’t, but because it was wildly expensive for a bad experience, since “mobile-friendly” was non-existent.
This was also during the era when Google Maps was a brand new website, not a app. I think I was still MapQuesting.
That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.
And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.
Self-professed Nazi: “Why does everyone keep macing me?”
Oh hello friend! Looks like we found ourselves on the same corner of the interwebs! Your message came loud and clear! Let us make the internet to be a amazing place for everybody. GOD BLESS.
Hey you can’t say this on my computer. This is ILLEGAL and infringing on my PRIVATE PROPERTY, by Order 203.c. I FORBID you from using my property for your lewd acts. I demand you CEASE and RESIST or else I’m calling my LAWYER. I’ll see you in COURT!
This sounds technically possible
If you throw something in the trash/recycle bin, it instead encodes the file into base64, then automatically tweets it out before removing it.
The question is how many tweets can you post in an hour. I can see you hitting the rate limit pretty quickly.
If the result of getting the world’s richest manbaby to space is a small cost of a bunch of dead and permanently injured people, that’s a cost ol’ Musky is willing to take.
He made the ultimate sacrifice of employees’ lives so he can get to space and then shitpost about how it was him who did it, then call his naysayers pedophiles.
Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?
All this time I’ve been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.
Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.
(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)
For spam musubi?
This guy/girl fucks knows how to vegetarian
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The first law of robotics never said the pain couldn’t be emotional.
It’s alright. Not sure why all the other comments said to ignore you, because you’re okay in my book