And then you’d also be the smartest smart person and dumbest dumb person.

Yes. Finally.

I remember reading about a film studio acquiring the rights to make a Zelda and a Metroid movie way back in or just after high school and then it just never happened and that’s how I came to learn that sometimes studios buy the rights for a thing not to make the thing, but to prevent a competitor from making that thing.

“Life is a joke.”

“Life is a bad joke.”

No hitting below the belt or above the neck!

Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.

Source: I like putting my face in balls.

Moghwyn Dynasty.

Which is weird, because Mogh is the Lord of Blood, not the Lord of Fire. But his temple thing is literally covered in flames (but also sits in a swamp of blood).

Inadvertently destroying the corn industry and the overuse of HFCS in foods made here might just be the only good thing he does, and it still wouldn’t be on purpose.

Except that we don’t grow sugar here, so we’d have to import it, and he’ll slap a huge tariff on sugar so now a coke will cost $15 for a 12oz can.

I don’t get it either. That shit is so much more expensive. Not only are they charging you delivery fees and “convenience” fees, the base prices of what you’re ordering at are also inflated through apps like Doordash and Uber Eats. Something that is only $5 if you went and got it yourself is now $8, plus a delivery fee, plus other fees. And then there is also a chance that the person delivering it is a piece of shit who just steals your food.

reminds me of the saying “when you hear hooves, expect horses, not zebras” because you’d really be somewhere exotic if the sounds turned out to be a zebra

I was surprised to find there a zebra ranch in my area and the only reason I know this is because I happened to see all the zebras in the pens when driving through the country for work. I live in California.

So many

Are there any that don’t end that way? The twist endings were what made them so memorable.

There are no surprises

The characters don’t even learn anything from the last time I watched them!

It’s not even simulating intelligence.

I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream!

I didn’t want a talk to you in the first place but was obligated to try.

I’m amazed it’s only $800. I figured that shit was gonna be like 8-10 thousand.

I always wondered if the people who commonly are depicted as the bad guys in movies ever just don’t go to movies because they hate being depicted as evil, but it turns out they just didn’t actually pay any attention to the movies to have noticed the bad guys are basically them.

I’m remembering an episode of Doug where they were trying to sell chocolate bars that nobody wanted, with the running gag of them still having last year’s bar as a door stop and then at the end of the episode, we are shown that some random series of coicendences had a concrete mixer dumping concrete into the chocolate, explaining why they were so hard and heavy (and inedible).

I can’t help but think Trump’s chocolate would be the same, but the concrete is purposefully there and not just by accident.

No. I was already pan-sexual before I tried it.

Gemini itself sucks for pretty much everything. The non-AI assistant that preceeded it did a much better job, IMO. Though, it didn’t have item recognition capabilities at all out side of music. It feels like it’s just a language bot being forced to do things it wasn’t designed for, so you ask it what a thing is and it just spits out text that seems normal but is also completely wrong.

The general “thing” recognition is better on my Quest 3’s room scanning function. But it’s not meant for telling you what things are, just for making furniture in real space appear in virtual space too 🤷‍♂️

Hol up… Am I Billy Joel? 🤔