Don’t use drugs. It will destroy your life.

By that, I mean the state and corporations will destroy your life for using drugs. How dare you buy illegal devil street heroin because your doctors stopped prescribing you totally reasonably priced and non-addictive Oxycodone® (which your insurance declined to even subsidize) for your spinal injury from when you got hit by an oversized gas guzzling pickup truck going 2mph

hey hey hi there mr tony

Here are all the people who deployed me

• The Botswana defense force
• Michael Hunt
• Eric
• Anthony Fantano
• Bladimir Butin
• Bladimir Butin2

Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle

(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)

Are these MF DOOM lyrics

America sneezes, the world catches a drone strike or something

“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”

did you really give the robots a slur to use on us

Any time I hear about a hammer being used as a weapon I just immediately think about this:

Oh that kind of bass

They really selling musical instruments out of there?

sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

give pregnant mums zyn

remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45

you should have finished eating by then

I assume it’s a typo since it’s not capitalized nor in the community name

I’m not brave enough to verify. If it turns out to stand for ferret or something, I don’t think I could survive seeing that.

I feel like saying the full thing relieves some of the stress caused by said unfucked shit

they didn’t have to do that but they did it anyway

this is how history is made

beautiful actually

The participants judged GPT-4 to be human a shocking 54 percent of the time.

ELIZA, which was pre-programmed with responses and didn’t have an LLM to power it, was judged to be human just 22 percent of the time

Okay, 22% is ridiculously high for ELIZA. I feel like any half sober adult could clock it as a bot by the third response, if not immediately.

Try talking to the thing: https://web.njit.edu/~ronkowit/eliza.html

I refuse to believe that 22% didn’t misunderstand the task or something.

I have made a severe lapse in judgement and I promise to do better

ukelele bop

no way in fuck is lil hairy homie a licensed electrician 😤

It’s just a regular anti-joke

I think it’s a big meme in the transgender community that if you are assigned male at birth and choose to be a female in videogames etc. it means you may be trans

Instead of “you may be trans”, they hit you with a pretty scary weather forecast thank god I don’t live there