The sexiest man of 2024?

Freaking out at the people who are about to serve you food isn’t a great idea.

Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.

That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

In Alberta they heat up the loonies or toonies with a lighter first.

Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.

Don’t tell me how to live my life.

No, not all of us.

Just the trump voters and anyone who sat the election out.

Because they’re as bad.

I’m sorry I’m too dumb to understand this.

Can you explain it a bit better?

Anyone who throws out clown emojis is a clown themselves.

It’s the internet rule 42069.

I try to be on good enough behavior that I won’t get banned.

I just show my butthole for tips.

Nah, if I had guaranteed food and shelter I’d be filming pornography all day every day.

It makes perfect sense coming from you.

If voting wasn’t important than republicans wouldn’t make it so hard to do.

What if you’re wearing them over your pants?

What if you’re wearing boxers?

I think mine has LSD on it.

It’s insane that ball sunning is political but here we are.

Cuck Carlson suns his tiny balls.

I can update four controllers at a time using this method.