If I did it’s bad behavior too.

Nothing like body shaming people who don’t agree with your worldview.

Can we take a break with shitposting and talk about politics for a bit?

Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

I bedazzle my butthole then leave a couple interesting treats inside to keep their attention.

Everyone has.

What if it just glitches a bit and replaces the default personality so now she’s everyone’s girlfriend?

Keeping Lemmy Facebook.

Fix your lock so it uses the same key.

What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Predator killed by prey defending itself.

That’s missing key information.

Only the first inch though after that it’s fresh.

A blown out o ring is no fun.

I wouldn’t have to jam it with lube.

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

Is that to lube up your asshole before you insert the bottle?

My mom drives an suv and she’s a ditchpig.

I think you’re underestimating the suspension.