I guess a NY rat

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

Hmmmmmmmmm

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder…

Cold weather exposure probably.

Hmm. That’s a sad way to go.

Death by giant space hamster.

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

Fighting

After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

well …

Chronic disease took its final toll