Most-epic might be Meat Loaf’s I’d Do Anything for Love

DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak is a fun one.

There’s a great place here that delivers, if you’re nearby.

Place near me has the nerve to sell a white pizza with no ricotta. Not even as an option. FML.

Here’s the thing about old pizza: it’s also very good.

Relevant username.

I take 10 sips of water while holding my breath. Works.

I’ve been worried sick about her.

Forbidden calimari.

This is why I accept everything as true.

I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.

Until it’s no longer structurally sound and falls off.

Panta is the plural of panties, fyi.

The Mr. Bean/Monk/Matlock/Peter Griffin approach.

Ed Dwyer was still writing for the Saturday Evening Post just a few years ago:

https://www.saturdayeveningpost.com/author/ed-dwyer/

Among others:

Ed Dwyer has written for Los Angeles Magazine, Variety, and AARP the Magazine, among other national publications.

Smart fella. Wait, no, I meant fart smella.

Only kind I like is cheesy and very, very wet. Notably broccoli cheddar soup.

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Jesus fuck.

Too late, already uninstalled like a week ago.