I mean…the inventor of Q-Tips also says not to stick them in your ears, which is just objectively, morally wrong.

No! Why should I!?

I’ll have some of whatever you were smoking!

What did the zebu say to you? Did it impart any wisdom?

Maybe you should just sleep on the roof?

It really is incredible. So many biomes on one island, like a Just Cause map.

I only slow down if you ride right up on my tail, especially if you have those awful headlights. Now this is going to take awhile for both of us.

This is going to make my blood shipping so much easier.

I rarely feel more righteous anger than when someone has a full cart in the ONLY OPEN 12 ITEMS OR LESS LANE.

Go Falcons!

That’s not an option for an adult man. We had to leave those behind.

…right?

Again. Awesome. Truly never gets old. Can’t wait to do this shit for the rest of my fucking life.

How was your day?

Seems silly to exert so much effort over something that clearly can’t exist?

I know, if we’d scheduled better, he could’ve easily banged them both.

It’s alarming how well that comment reads in his voice. And this one. My God.

It’s called a clit. Women have bodies, get used to it. It’s okay to call things what they are. Enormous clits are just as beautiful.

Fun fact: you posted this on the birthday of both my mom and my first ex-wife.

Because I married a woman who even had the same birthday as my mother.

Anyway, life sure is funny sometimes!

Consider trying a different grocery store.

I wish I didn’t struggle to get down a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol. It really is much cheaper, but it tastes awful.

These are just a couple of the savory Nutellas out there. Refried beans, mushy peas, etc…