spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down17
arrow-up1101arrow-down1message-squareThe best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you.spittingimage@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square21linkfedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoIf that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
minus-squareGoatTnder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoScritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.
If that’s the best part of marriage, then your spouse can be replaced by a stick.
A flexible stick made of silicone
Scritches with love are infinitely better than scratches from a stick.