• _____@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    “I’m about to shit my pants from eye contact with strangers so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise”

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      2 days ago

      I think a jacket that says “I’ll shit my pants if you try to fight me, for reals.” would actually be more effective.

      Who wants to get into a fight with someone with squidgy undies?

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      3 days ago

      If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you…

      Or you’re a character in Fallout and there are Raiders in the Super Duper Mart

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        2 days ago

        I dunno… have you been to a Target recently? Anyone shopping there at this point is probably either a proud boy or one of the daughters of liberty and probably walking around with 3 guns on them. I’d feel safer around those people with an AR of my own.

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        2 days ago

        I’m a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver’s seat. I’ve been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he’s above me on the seniority list.