• biofaust@lemmy.world
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    Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly. I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.

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      eh beauty is relative and you’d get used to it. It sounds like you’d be the village sandwich maker, and yes I can imagine that being a very prestigious position