Leave my guy alone, he’s getting over a rough breakup.
Wild animals must be so psyched when they get a score like this. He will probably be chasing that high the rest of his life.
Grizzly bears can eat up to 20,000 calories when bulking for hibernation. Cookie dough has about 500 calories per 100g. Wild salmon stops at about 200 calories per 100g. Berries have 50 calories per 100g.
Raiding a pantry must a lifetime event for a bear.
Let the chonky king have his ice cream.
You got me…
You ever see the movie cocaine bear? I have a feeling you might just love it.
If you think about the size ratio, 3 gallons for a bear, is probably like a pint for a person.
Slightly more than you should eat in a sitting but still doable?
Send him to el salvador
Is chocolate harmful to bears like it is for dogs?
Yogi Bear in the flesh.
Stealing! It’s a bear!
“I hope the bear’s not lactose intolerant” what a guy
So what now, chocolate chip cookies, dough or ice cream?
It’s ice cream with chocolate chip cookie dough mixed in as the flavoring
Yes.
YABADABADOOO!
Bear was able to get to the freezer, open it, and remove what it wanted, all without hurting anyone. Obviously the bear didn’t want to hurt anyone. Just leave the ice cream outside for it. Bring it some honey and salmon and it will follow you around and love you like a cat.
Until one day when you forget and then you’re its dinner.
