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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72arrow-down1·6 days agoMore specifically, a handmaid.
minus-squaresupercriticalcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·6 days agoWhat type of… handjobs?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down1·6 days agoThe kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoIt’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoThe classic Provo soak+jump hump
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of… handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.