• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
    554·
    4 days ago

    I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

    Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
      382·
      4 days ago

      Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

    • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
      111·
      3 days ago

      I’m confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
        5·
        3 days ago

        Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

        If it’s a woman you’re like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

        What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?