BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoI will do things to your dinner that will make you never want to eat or oppress me again.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1976arrow-down113
arrow-up1963arrow-down1imageI will do things to your dinner that will make you never want to eat or oppress me again.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·11 months agoThere, stuck in the moment with horseradish shrimp pate, my faith was shaken to its core. “Surely no God would allow this” and that’s when I came to two Earth shattering conclusions: there is no God and I like being called Shirley.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 months agoI think the name Shirley should make a comeback.
There, stuck in the moment with horseradish shrimp pate, my faith was shaken to its core. “Surely no God would allow this” and that’s when I came to two Earth shattering conclusions: there is no God and I like being called Shirley.
I think the name Shirley should make a comeback.
Ethel.