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cannot express how long the trojan horse would’ve sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would’ve starved in in there
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cannot express how long the trojan horse would’ve sat outside my city gates before i gathered the energy to go grab it. those greeks would’ve starved in in there
otoh, the actual Trojans fought for years before Odysseus thought up that trick.
Sounds like you’d have given up Helen before second breakfast.
Otooh, it’s not likely to have actually happened. At least the Trojan horse part.