Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agoIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down119
arrow-up1495arrow-down1imageIt's a tragedeighsh.itjust.worksDie Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agomessage-square48linkfedilink
minus-square🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·14 hours agoThis sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
minus-squareTheOakTree@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoPick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time. They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name. Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)
This sounds like the NPC I make up on the spot when the players ask the guard their name
Pick a name and use it for every guard, except switch the first consonant every time.
They will get a kick out of it a few times, and then slowly learn that there’s no point in asking the guard’s name.
Lambert, Hambert, Tambert, Kambert, and Dambert all come from a long lineage of esteemed city guards :)