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over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and 
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can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life? 
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Like a fancy butler with a towel on his arm, except, you know. On his dick.