We have a deployed branch. It doesn’t get merged into master until it gets reviewed… the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching off deployed
He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won’t go out
E2es choking now, pipeline’ jokin’ now
Clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow.
Well, when you said “we have a deployed branch”, you could just have stopped there. All the rest is just what happens after you decide to rename your master branch.
We have a
deployedbranch. It doesn’t get merged intomasteruntil it gets reviewed… the technical debt got too big so it never gets reviewed and we just keep branching offdeployedYes, we’ve had first
masterbranch, but what about secondmasterbranch?jesus
He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.
What’s he going to do? Drop commits? /s
He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won’t go out
E2es choking now, pipeline’ jokin’ now
Clock’s run out, time’s up, over, blaow.
Well, when you said “we have a deployed branch”, you could just have stopped there. All the rest is just what happens after you decide to rename your master branch.