• VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    Do they have a full-service discount?
    Say, some underground miner, pale, after several years strikes it rich, surfaces, wants to notarize a Title Transfer of Large Sum to his bank, everything he owns is dirty, needs to burry and dispose of something across the lake, and later maybe flaunt a little good fortune with the local single debutante ladies in a good ol’ fashion friendly game of bingo?
    Not asking for a friend.
    Hypothetical.

    • pipe@lemmy.world
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      He’d be turned away – miners need a parent or guardian present to conduct financial transactions.