Thought it would be fun to see what you all come up with on a whim. Try not to think about it too much; the spontaneity is what makes it fun!
Mine:
Darkness on sunny days, brightness in the dark. Every day.
My balls itch Irrate taint Just another day Bottom textI won’t be fooled
Into doing your homework
For you.
Requested ten words
Comprising a short poem
Enjoy this haiku
Too tired, No motivation. I retire early to my mansion.
Isn’t this haiku?
Wait, no, that’s with syllables
My bad, continue
“Give me a ten word poem”, they said.
Fuck that!I hadn’t started formulating yet, by this is the poem I wanted to write. Thank you!
No.
I won’t.
Why should I?
I refuse on principle.
Roses are red, violets blue. Some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
A woman from Kalamazoo
Whose limericks stopped at line two
It makes zero sense
To end with suspense
That’s not very nice, so fuck you!
I skipped breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Now I am drunk.
It sounds like you had barley sandwiches instead of food.
Ten-word Haiku:
Summer heat
Gives way to Autumn chill
While I napI sit, pooping.
The cramps
come in
waves.
Send help.The apparition of these faces in a loo: Petals on a wet black poo.
This ten word poem
Ends a little earlySure, absolutely:
“Give me a ten-word poem”
Magical HaikuThe world is ending
And I wish you were here
