slate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square177linkfedilinkarrow-up1593arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1581arrow-down1imageTHIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to comesh.itjust.worksslate@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square177linkfedilinkfile-text
Still investigating cause of death, but it appears to be some sort of puncture wound in the neck region
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·11 days agoHis neck actually just did that by itself
minus-squarephx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 days agoActually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
His neck actually just did that by itself
Actually, he’s such a gun afficiando that he regularly eats bullets for breakfast, but this time accidentally ate a live round which was later set off by stomach acid and propelled in an upward direction at a slight angle.
Damn you are a science wizard!