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minus-squaremethods286@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·5 days agoIf Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.
minus-squareBedSharkPal@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 days agoClearly not a great carpenter.
minus-squarejosefo@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoSimon wouldn’t have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoMost versions of the Bible don’t include this part
minus-squareMML@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoHe was just too fucking swole to bother
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThey hadn’t invented the wheel yet. I have a degree in history, so you can trust me.
If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.
Clearly not a great carpenter.
Simon wouldn’t have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.
Most versions of the Bible don’t include this part
He was just too fucking swole to bother
They hadn’t invented the wheel yet. I have a degree in history, so you can trust me.