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I’m sure absolutely 0 women out there would appreciate me getting Shai-Hulud tattood there.
It would be awesome - the foreskin would act like the ring mouth, so when I’m flaccid it looks like a calm normal worm, but when erect it bears its teeth and is climbing out of the sand.
LMFAO and when you drown it (in pussy) it gives the water of life.
Let’s kick this pig!
If you like pirates you may seek followers of the holy spaghetti monster (pirates are the choosen people of the fsm)
Anchors aweigh.
Down Periscope. Good film.
Does one get dick tattoos when soft or when erect?
Depends on how much you like pain.
Probably depends on how hot you think the tattoo artist is and how friendly with you they are
