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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoI don’t shit on my hearth.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·27 days ago… why are you wasting your hearth like that?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·27 days agoYou know what if I wanted someone to tell me how to use my hearth I would talk to the hearth experts not some random commenter on the internet.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·27 days agoOk well I’ll have you know I hold 3 phds in hearth sciences and my uncle works at Hearthtendo so you should listen to me
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agoWhat was your hearth thesis on?
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·27 days agoWell, again, I have 3 hearth science phds Preserving Cultural Traditions in a carbon-neutral future Technological Innovations for Low-Emission Domestic Heating Reimagining the Hearth Through Sensor Networks and Predictive Control Technologies
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agoI actually want to read those, LOL. Especially the first one, as the primary thing that annoys me about not having a fireplace in my house is the lack of a mantle to hang Christmas stockings from.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 days agoWe address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·27 days agoSo nothing to do with shitting on hearths got it.
minus-squareprettybunnys@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·27 days agoYou could consider that a pet hobby, like woodworking or pottery, I dabble in hearth shitting
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-227 days agoYou could have a PHD in children’s psychology but shitting on a child is completely different even if it is your hobby.
I don’t shit on my hearth.
… why are you wasting your hearth like that?
You know what if I wanted someone to tell me how to use my hearth I would talk to the hearth experts not some random commenter on the internet.
Ok well I’ll have you know I hold 3 phds in hearth sciences and my uncle works at Hearthtendo so you should listen to me
What was your hearth thesis on?
Well, again, I have 3 hearth science phds
Preserving Cultural Traditions in a carbon-neutral future
Technological Innovations for Low-Emission Domestic Heating
Reimagining the Hearth Through Sensor Networks and Predictive Control Technologies
I actually want to read those, LOL.
Especially the first one, as the primary thing that annoys me about not having a fireplace in my house is the lack of a mantle to hang Christmas stockings from.
We address that in the text, your best bet is to instead break into a neighbors house and put your stockings up there.
So nothing to do with shitting on hearths got it.
You could consider that a pet hobby, like woodworking or pottery, I dabble in hearth shitting
You could have a PHD in children’s psychology but shitting on a child is completely different even if it is your hobby.