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minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·6 days agoWhat if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
minus-squareDarkCloud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoWhat if garlic bread kills aliens.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoFree alien tech? Seems like a decent trade to me.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 days agoTake solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days ago Can travel faster then light. Can’t figure out garlic.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoHey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoGarlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoAh, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin… Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
What if garlic bread kills aliens.
yoooooooo
Free alien tech?
Seems like a decent trade to me.
Take solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
Hey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️
Garlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
Ah, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin…
Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.