I thought genital crabs were almost a thing of the past due to the sudden popularity of pubic waxing/shaving.
Saw a story where people were volunteering to host crabs so they can be studied before they go extinct. Let’s just say I’ve fucked several dozen people and haven’t had but one case of crabs, 30+ years ago.
Coming here to say this… So maybe we’re on to something
All I got in Myrtle beach is a scar
Living in NC, when I was a kid, we went to Myrtle beach once a year.
Now as a father myself, hell would freeze over before I take my runt to Myrtle.
Go to the outer banks.
Driving around the East Coast seeing “OB” bumper stickers on so many cars virtue signalling about that place but I’m from the west coast and it took me awhile to realize they weren’t all bragging about Ocean Beach in San Diego CA or ob tampons.
Nah outer banks is a killer spot - wife wanted to go and take maternity pictures at the beach, so we went to the OB for the first time.
Very chill place - not a lot of nightlife as the population is so low, but you also won’t get stuck with a dirty needle on the beach or stabbed on the strip so. There’s that.
I am not familiar with the required slang. Could somebody ELI5 me?
I’m pretty sure they’re talking about catching pubic lice (genital crabs) either due to sleeping around, or the Myrtle Beach area being kind of shady.
I went there with my family when I was a kid, and yeah… Our hotel was fine but the place was giving old, and I’ll never forget this mom who let her kids play in a nasty ass abandoned jacuzzi pool that was off-colored and had cigarette butts in it…
Aaaaaa, that is what “crabs” mean!






