I enjoy the fact that at least one person was so offended by my idea that they had to downvote me.

Egotistical maniac that I am, I like to think they were enraged that I came up with the idea before them.

Or that they hate Apple so much that the mention of any of their products sends them into a blind rage.

But as to your comment. Wouldn’t you get burns from all the pizzas in your pocket? And wouldn’t Hackers - era Angelina Jolie suffocate in there?