I love my wife dearly, but I know her one weird issue is jealousy. Knew that when I married her, fought about it many times, many tearful apologies from her later.
Was pirating the first episode of “Derry” when she looks at my screen. (It’s a 40" TV, can’t avoid snooping.)
<imagine an angry Filipino accent here>
“Who are ‘Derry Girls’?! Ha? Ha? What is this show? HA?!”
“Fuck I know. <pointing at screen> I was downloading a new horror show we might like. You liked the movies. <points to the actual download folder>”
“DERRY GIRLS ha!” <stomps off>
Fuck me. Now I’m afraid to watch Derry Girls. If she ever finds my porn stash I’m doomed. :)
Never tried dating a Fillipino girl, but my brother did. There is litterally a court restraining order against her. (Jealousy/Stalking) She was so hot, I’m still not sure who won and lost that failed relationship.
Can I rant for one?
I love my wife dearly, but I know her one weird issue is jealousy. Knew that when I married her, fought about it many times, many tearful apologies from her later.
Was pirating the first episode of “Derry” when she looks at my screen. (It’s a 40" TV, can’t avoid snooping.)
<imagine an angry Filipino accent here>
“Who are ‘Derry Girls’?! Ha? Ha? What is this show? HA?!”
“Fuck I know. <pointing at screen> I was downloading a new horror show we might like. You liked the movies. <points to the actual download folder>”
“DERRY GIRLS ha!” <stomps off>
Fuck me. Now I’m afraid to watch Derry Girls. If she ever finds my porn stash I’m doomed. :)
Sounds healthy.
Never tried dating a Fillipino girl, but my brother did. There is litterally a court restraining order against her. (Jealousy/Stalking) She was so hot, I’m still not sure who won and lost that failed relationship.