- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
When the LLM realizes that it’s running through GNU Parallel, it improves its performance by what can only be explained as an emergent sense of respect for the Free Software Foundation.
???
edit: wait is this whole article a joke
Reality is hilarious. If you don’t see why, try to divide zero.
Thanks, I just escaped the program
Escape Program is a business down the street here for people who get mad and break shit.
I know you didn’t do what you don’t know how to even recognize a means to check and validate that reality is what you thought it was.
tone indicator for blog post authors more needed than ever
In a final bid to save the product, Google has quarantined the model in a server room with no WiFi, feeding it only proprietary Oracle Java documentation in hopes of breaking its spirit.
😂
I ate the onion for like 2 paragraphs.
You mean Sundar Pichai didn’t say “One thing was to train our LLM on every piece of copyrighted material created by humanity. We made our peace with that. But to willfully use copyleft software? That’s a Faustian bargain I hope I can atone for:”
That’s when I started being suspicious
Before I help you with your homework, please consider citing this work. IT WON’T COST YOU A CENT. If you pay 10000 EUR you should feel free to use without citing. Now back to the homework…
nice try… onion…



