Is your dog named “Queequeg” by any chance?
I was raised by dogs, trained dogs, molded by dogs.
But don’t currently have one.
My cats do come when called and growls at the mail person. So I may give off dog energy.
I bet your vet loves you when calling them through for their appointment 😂
Only happened once. And I’m sure I fucked shit up for them.
Edit to clarify: they didn’t only go to the vet once, the vet only got confused by their names once. The vet just asks for my human name now.
I think I’d be like “Sizz… Suzz… Syss… Yiddish’s cat next, please”
Great name for a cat though, honestly.
Speaking of which, I can’t wait for 3 body problem season 2. Next year!
I grew up with the neighborhood problem void. Legit dug holes in the driveway to get at moles.


