“You’re right to ask, boss. When I said I was using AI to get work done, I was doing neither and just simulating using AI in my mind as I napped under my desk.”
Honestly, this is a win-win. I can just lie and say the AI is working on it, and work my second job in the meantime. Boss gets to tell the execs we’re using AI and I get twice as much money.
But ceos want their workers to use more AI
“You’re right to ask, boss. When I said I was using AI to get work done, I was doing neither and just simulating using AI in my mind as I napped under my desk.”
Honestly, this is a win-win. I can just lie and say the AI is working on it, and work my second job in the meantime. Boss gets to tell the execs we’re using AI and I get twice as much money.
We can unite with the AI against the CEOs
No they want AI instead of workers. AI doesn’t need health insurance or PTO.