I solve this issue by being a furry, cause now I can say “am I a good pup?” :3c
But aren’t you a bat? :o
Technically a bat/bunny :3
Anyhow, if you can call a good dog by it’s baby name (puppy) you can also do it to a bat :3

Aw cute, and good point!
To be fair, as long as you have :3 they’re good.
“Am I a good person? :3”
That last one sounds very “I’m terrified I’m a bad person and need reassurance but also need to try to lighten it”
:3 saves existential minds :3
that completely changes the vibe :3
i’m gonna use that from now :-D
That’s what I do! I tell my partner he’s a good pupper. I tell my dog he’s a tiny asshole. Both are true.
Partner’s allowed to use any terms of endearment that would apply to our dog without them being read as gendered, on the theory that brain wires get crossed and I’m happy to be in the same love-nickname-category as the pup.
Have I been good?
Have I been?
Have I?
Looks like you are funny. This is also good.
I wasn’t expecting an answer to the joke, thank you! I went and checked your history, and it looks like you’ve been quite good and nice too.
Always fun to answer a rhetorical question.
Have?
A cursory glance at your post history suggests that yes, you are kind and respectful.
No. That’s a statue
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Have I been a good gamer?
Have I been a good person?
Am I a good person?
What is the nature of “goodness”, how do I encapsulate that into “me”; can I be good whilst doing bad things? Are bad thoughts enough to eliminate goodness, or is action required?








