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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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cm0002@europe.pub to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    This makes no sense. Salads really do have nuts sometimes, whilst I’ve never heard of bees having steak.

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      What if it’s honey glazed?

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        Checkmate atheists

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      No this is the Pinnacle of humor. Nothing could possibly be funnier than this…

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        What about, hear me out here, what about if a man, like an old man, and not just any old man, a scientist, a old man scientist in a labcoat, what about, wait for it, what about if he were to, hold on, if he were to, here it comes, turn himself into a pickle?! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

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      I call them Meat Bees, but they are a species of Yellowjacket -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowjacket?wprov=sfti1

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        Fun fact: They’re not eating it, they just chop bits off for their little siblings.

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