Put a penis in it.
“A”? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
And stick it up you… yeah
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
Try Viagra
you didn’t fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Why is that bread a clam?
Sex pain
looks like an eloafant to me
