Plot twist:
His wife is invited to the same party.
He did not tell her about the sweater beforehand.
Their kink is public sex.
They got found doing the dirty in the kitchen and THAT is why they are no longer invited to parties.
strong hotwife vibes.
Figure? Feign? Face? Fathom? Foment? Facilitate? Feather?
FIND
Sometimes they get lost.
Fund
Wifes need money in these times
Fuck knows what it is
Frighten? Faze? Ftraumatize?
Familiarize? Fabricate? Feed?
Fear
He has a commitment phobia.
Random apostropheing?
Yeah I wouldn’t invite someone who neglects apostrophes like that
Wives get farted on enough, thank you very much.
Me at a swingers party and I brought my own swingset
Diet Dr pepper as a mixer should indeed get you banned
What? Did my place get taken by that guy? I knew I should have fucked someone else’s wife more.
I was a proto-edgelord for a couple years and tossing the shirt I owned like this was my personal growth moment.
