Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoatVery accurate. Currently still on my first character of around a 3-year campaign. I’m the only original surviving party member from the start. I’m just a Tabaxi Monk who wants to restore the crown. No ulterior motives. Just focused on the main campaign goal. My main powers are running real fast and attacking a lot.
Paladin. The gateway drug to bard, probably.
When when you play enough bard, you realize you can be a paladin of a fertility goddess and it comes full circle.
I was playing both a bard and a paladin my first campaign! Literal banger!
Holy music stops
Horny music starts
Greatest orgy member ever.
This kne always gets a fat laugh out of me because my brother did this last time we played 5e. His character was a rogue and it was actually really cool. I was a kobold named Be Zos who wanted to be a dragon.
