What the actual fuck is this, please tell me this wasn’t written by a sentient being?
CHEMOMMY
Found a new nickname for my wife
WTF…
This is book 2 in a published series.
What a terrible day to know how to read.
I don’t understand what is happening.
I’m not sure the writer does either.
I barely understand any of it, but that makes it even more beautiful.
Craziest theragun ad placement I’ve ever seen
Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.
You would have to be a masochist to use a Theragun on your ladybits.
I don’t think psilocybin would remediate this.
My first question is what’s a Theragun? My other questions are about everything else that’s happening…
It’s a muscle massager. It vibrates violently to
To… what? Oh no, I think the Theragun got them!
“cocks theragun”
Needs accessibility: image of pure text for no legitimate reason.
Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative:
- usability
- we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR
- text search is unavailable
- the system can’t
- reflow text to varied screen sizes
- vary presentation (size, contrast)
- vary modality (audio, braille)
- accessibility
- lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc)
- some users can’t read this due to lack of alt text
- users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments
- systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices
- searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way
- fault tolerance: no text fallback if
- image breaks
- image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations.
Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.
Also, images require a hundreds of thousands of characters even when they are not conveying a thousand words.
And all of those require energy to be sent to places, unlike what some rando on the internet once said.
- usability
i’ve seen this screenshot before. the moment i read “ballet injuries”, i braced myself
Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.
This reads like a The Other End comic.







